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everdeenly:

I’d be texting the other tributes like

“I’m down by the lake bitches come get me”

“Lol just received a silver parachute you’ll never guess what’s inside probably something that’ll help me slit your throat xoxo”

“So tired been killing people all day who’s next?”

“Hey baby I’m…

bonenerd:

“I must not tell lies” 

tattooed in White ink. <3

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10knotes:

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textsfrombennett:

Bennett and I text about stuffed animals.

andhiskisswasempty:

This is how it’s done.

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setsyoufree:

So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

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